Our Team

 

Christina

Founder & CEO

Christina’s the one with the crazy ideas, the enlightened fire to get you in the right head space and is occasionally completely wrong – just like you.  That makes CEO really stand for Crazy & Enlightened Occasionally – works for us.  She believes every soul has some genius, amazing idea just longing to be lived.

 

 

Joe Cloud

General Manager

Everyone has their head in the clouds and Joe wants you to keep it there.  His gift is visionary company parties and seeing through walls: yours.  If you have cookies, he has an ear for your next wild idea.  Milk is out – dancing is in and distilled water is his beverage of choice.

 

Rock Click

Vice President of Media Services

He enjoys keeping it real for the public, Rocky tells it like it is – “busy and complicated.”  He manages to balance work, food and sleep between calls from the paparazzi for us.  The media loves him, the spammers hate him and he’s in this for the kids. Favorite foods: onions and jalepenos.

 

Moxus McSnoogel

Master of Techknowlogy

Moxus overcame her oppositional thumb issues by teaching herself to type and Skype.  She spends most nights licking spam off the servers and finding good Tweets.  Moxus howls with bliss for comments and guest posts.  Her specialty is sniffing out BS and tracking down good stories.  She likes her broccoli raw, turkey cooked and prefers long runs over elevator speeches.

 

Esther Ball

VP Human Resources & complaints

Esther can train almost any angry bird to be a delight.  Her favorite treats are salmon and fresh grass.  All ridiculous complaints are handled by her in a professional and kind manner – as pictured here.

 

Nikola Edison

Managing Receptionist/Intern

Never at a loss for conversation, we brought Nik in to handle the front lines for the team.  He has a way with words, and we hope will soon be able to hold the phone to his ear while speaking with you. “Nobody ever called Pablo Picasso an. . .”

 

 

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